Spring Things

so i guess i'm just trying to sit here and let my lunch digest a little before i go to the track.  also, would like to put some new music on my ipod, but the internet is extra stupid today.  anyway, it is springy outside, which always gets me all excited every year.  like REALLY happy.  i would like to plant some flowers, but i have nowhere to plant them.  according to H, the dirt isn't deep enough next to the house because of the foundation or something.  i'm like, "hey, build me a flower bed."  ...nah.  probably not gonna get a flower bed.  maybe i can get some little pots or something.  doesn't matter, really.  my touch is death for all things horticultural.  i will have to settle for dying easter eggs or something.  apparently, i am supposed to then make the easter eggs into deviled eggs, which i think are totally gross, btw.  also, i have no idea how to make them, but i suppose i will try.  hey, you know what else is cool?  those little jello eggs.  man, i gotta make some of those too.  i guess we've got a hot date at the grocery store tonight.  so.  things to do on hot date:  1. buy groceries  2. buy easter egg dye and possibly easter egg jello mold  3. swing by tanning bed   4. go to target and purchase virtually everything they have because i love target, including 5 lb. hand weights to replace my 3 pounders (gonna have to lose some weight to fit into this frikkin' bridesmaid dress).  5. best buy for some kind of ipod clip thing i can put on my shorts.  i am not a big fan of the armband concept.  also, new earbuds.  mine are pretty well busted.  6. if i  have time, sex store to purchase dirty gifts for terri, which i will only give to her if she is EXTRA nice to me.     i seriously hope that i can accomplish all these things in the time between H getting off work and closing time for these places.  yes, my life is lame.  i love it.