Friday, April 22, 2011
Spring Things
so i guess i'm just trying to sit here and let my lunch digest a little before i go to the track. also, would like to put some new music on my ipod, but the internet is extra stupid today. anyway, it is springy outside, which always gets me all excited every year. like REALLY happy. i would like to plant some flowers, but i have nowhere to plant them. according to H, the dirt isn't deep enough next to the house because of the foundation or something. i'm like, "hey, build me a flower bed." ...nah. probably not gonna get a flower bed. maybe i can get some little pots or something. doesn't matter, really. my touch is death for all things horticultural. i will have to settle for dying easter eggs or something. apparently, i am supposed to then make the easter eggs into deviled eggs, which i think are totally gross, btw. also, i have no idea how to make them, but i suppose i will try. hey, you know what else is cool? those little jello eggs. man, i gotta make some of those too. i guess we've got a hot date at the grocery store tonight. so. things to do on hot date: 1. buy groceries 2. buy easter egg dye and possibly easter egg jello mold 3. swing by tanning bed 4. go to target and purchase virtually everything they have because i love target, including 5 lb. hand weights to replace my 3 pounders (gonna have to lose some weight to fit into this frikkin' bridesmaid dress). 5. best buy for some kind of ipod clip thing i can put on my shorts. i am not a big fan of the armband concept. also, new earbuds. mine are pretty well busted. 6. if i have time, sex store to purchase dirty gifts for terri, which i will only give to her if she is EXTRA nice to me. i seriously hope that i can accomplish all these things in the time between H getting off work and closing time for these places. yes, my life is lame. i love it.
Friday, April 15, 2011
Bad Love
yes, michelle, in some instances, love can be bad. furthermore, bad love is always bad. bad love is what happens when you love someone who has an ego where their heart should be and/or is more than a little stupid. it all goes back to the concept of soul mates. i believe in soul mates. i really do. however, some people do not have souls. obviously then, these people cannot have soul mates. many a verbally abusive, emotionally immature, self-centered fool has undeservedly found his/herself in a relationship with a loving and worthwhile individual. i cannot account for this, save that people with souls want to believe the best of everybody. sadly, some people's "best" sucks. you see, the soulless have actually convinced themselves that they are good people, making it that much easier to deceive souled individuals. in reality, these deadbeat significant others are quite often vain, washed up losers who were falsely convinced during high school that they were something special. now, they are desparately clinging to this idea and to the things they think can still make them special. but, there is nothing, and i mean NOTHING that will ever make them worth a dried up dog turd. a high IQ doesn't help. daddy's money doesn't help. (btw, person A- you aren't that freakin' smart, and person B-your daddy isn't that freakin' rich.) drugs and alcohol don't help. (persons B and C- whatever helps you sleep at night.) really, these people will always just suck. if you verbally or physically abuse your significant other, you suck. if you cheat, you suck. if you lie, you suck. if you claim to love someone, yet you somehow still think you're better than them, you suck.
so, it is as i have already said. michelle, sometimes love sucks, especially if the person you love sucks. so don't love him (or her). he (or she) sucks.
so, it is as i have already said. michelle, sometimes love sucks, especially if the person you love sucks. so don't love him (or her). he (or she) sucks.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Opening Comment
so, i gave harvey a benadryl b/c his allergies were acting up. he is now totally comatose, so i thought it would be a nice time to start this little blog thing in an effort to piss terri off. this will probably be a long one since it is the first one and therefore an introduction to my general state of being. well, well, let's see, things in my life of note.... i now live in seminary with my perfect little love in his perfect little block house. he is a loan officer by day/ drummer by night. he has been drumming a lot less, but i think when the new drums he ordered get here he will get excited about playing again. we have christmas lights everywhere, and he brings me little oyster shells with birds painted on them. some fellow comes around to sell them at the bank he works at from time to time. we hang them around the house. everything is perfect. i have just left my job as a nurse to let my gimpy back heal up for a while before i go back to school. i will be starting nurse practitioner school in august, which i am super pumped up about (despite the impending presence of a particular classmate). I dyed a little chunk of my hair purple a couple days ago, as these next few months will be my last chance to do such rebellious and irresponsible things, maybe forever. a little line just popped up in the middle of my paragraph. does that mean it's two blogs? huh, maybe these things aren't supposed to be this long. anyway, i don't do anything much for the moment. i have taken up a highly unusual (for me) interest in domesticating. i have found that i actually enjoy cooking. i made a poundcake. from scratch. i have never in my life made nor desired to make anything from scratch. i purchased a cookbook of healthy recipes, and i can honestly say that i have decreased the amount of trash in my diet significantly. i am making a dent in harvey's habits as well. we eat ridiculous amounts of fish and broccoli. and thank goodness we've stopped perpetually going to wafflehouse at 4 in the morning to gorge ourselves on griddle-fried death. those were good times, but it kind of makes me nauseated to think about it now. i am very happy to have a new walking partner in my ipso facto bro in law, austin. i am going to try to coax him into trying to run with me some once he loses a little weight and my back gets better. i would like to try to run the 5k at the st. jude memphis marathon when harvey and john go back to run the half marathon again next year. hahahahahaha (also a big F.U. to terri). no, seriously, t, you guys should come with us in january. it was a lot of fun. also, speaking of terri, i just made out the invitations to her bachelorette weekend today, so i am very proud of myself. my bff katie got engaged like a week ago, so i can hardly imagine the planning hurricane that's in store from here on out. i'm really happy for everybody. everything is going so well.
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